1 cup of Red Tape
2 cups of Inefficiency
1/4 cup of Form 27-B
1/8 cup of Committee Minutes
1 pinch of Bureaucratic Buzzwords
Boil the Red Tape in a large pot over low heat for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
Stir in the Inefficiency and Form 27-B.
Allow the mixture to simmer for an additional 42 minutes while contemplating the finer points of the Committee Minutes.
Add the Bureaucratic Buzzwords at the very end, while whispering 'synergy' and 'discretionary' to oneself.
Voila! Serve warm and enjoy the sweet, sweet taste of bureaucratic gridlock.
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