Interminable Regulatory Red Tape Recipes

Recipe 4: The Bureaucratic Burden Burger

A dish so tangled in regulations it'll keep you up all night

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of red tape
• 1/2 cup of confusion
• 1/4 cup of frustration
• 1 tablespoon of apathy

Cooking Instructions:

1. Microwave the ingredients for 5-7 years, or until they've reached a state of maximum entropy.
2. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
3. Add a dash of hopelessness and serve.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of productivity
• Exhaustion
• Temporary blindness to the concept of time

Not responsible for any emotional distress or existential dread caused by this dish. Proceed with caution.

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