Recipe 1: The Endless Permit Application
In a small saucepan, combine:
1 cup of paperwork
1/2 cup of waiting
1/4 cup of frustration
1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
Mix until the permit is approved. Serve with a side of existential dread.
Side Effects:
Mild to severe existential crises.
Temporary or permanent paralysis of the will.
Loss of hair, sanity, or both.
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