Welcome to the Endless Meeting

A journey to nowhere, with no escape

Where the minutes tick by like hours, and the hours tick by prophets, and the prophets tick by lawyers, and the lawyers tick by accountants...

...and the accountants tick by... well, you get the idea.

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Agenda for today: "The Infinite Scroll" and "The Unending Discussion"

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The Chairperson

Responsible for making all the decisions, while pretending to listen to everyone else.

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The Vice Chairperson

Does all the actual work, while pretending to listen to the Chairperson.

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The Guy Who Always Arrives Late

Has a great excuse for every time, and a parking story for every occasion.

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The Committee Members

A team of experts who are all prophets of doom and gloom.

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The Chairperson

Responsible for making all the decisions, while pretending to listen to everyone else.

Meet our team of experts:

/subpages/committee-of-2

The Vice Chairperson

Does all the actual work, while pretending to listen to the Chairperson.

Meet our team of experts:

/subpages/committee-of-3

The Guy Who Always Arrives Late

Has a great excuse for every time, and a parking story for every occasion.

Meet our team of experts:

/subpages/committee-members

The Committee Members

A team of experts who are all prophets of doom and gloom.

Meet our team of experts: