The Boomtown
Boomtown

Welcome to The Boomtown: Where the Wi-Fi is Always Free

Boomtown, the city where the Wi-Fi is always free, but the rent is never paid. Where the coffee flows like the tears of the unemployed, and the streets are paved with broken dreams.

Here, you can find:

  • Crash Courses in Web Development
  • Burnout Coffeehouse: Where the Coffee is Always Burning
  • Boomtown Buzz: The Local News You Won't Want to Read

Disclaimer: The Boomtown is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of free Wi-Fi, or for the inevitable burnout that follows.

Copyright 2023, The Boomtown. All rights reserved. Or, you know, just take it. We won't mind.

  • Boomtown Laws: Because You Can't Have Too Much of a Good Thing