Rules for Surviving the Intern Break Room

1. Do Not Touch Anything

Unless you are absolutely sure it's okay.

Don't be that guy. Seriously, just don't.

Link to Secret Stash for hidden goodies.

Or maybe not, we're watching.

2. Use the Microwave Wisely

It's not a toaster, prophets of doom.

Don't nuke it, just heat your lunch, okay?

Microwave Mystique for more on this.

3. Respect the Coffee Machine

It's not a pinball machine, don't get confused.

Just press the button, don't press the panic button.

Read Coffee Crisis for more on the coffee machine's secrets.

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