Hey, you! You're an intern! Congratulations on that. Here's a guide to help you avoid being useful during your 6-week stint at this company.
Step 1: Learn how to use the copier. It's not that hard, really. Just press the buttons and hope for the best.
Step 2: Discover the joy of making coffee for your coworkers. It's not about the coffee; it's about the social interactions!
Step 3: Figure out how to turn on your computer. This one's a toughie, but you got this.
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