Q: What is this FAQ about?
Bob the Binder: It's about me. I'm a webmaster extraordinaire, so it's about me.
Q: Why do you use such a garish color scheme?
Bob the Binder: Because I like it. And it's not that hard to look at, is it?
Justification of the Color Scheme
Q: Can I request a feature or bug report?
Bob the Binder: Ha! Good luck with that. I'm a webmaster, not a miracle worker.