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Bob the Binder's Kitchen Catastrophe: A Collection of Disastrous Dishes
Ingredients:
- 3 eggs
- 1 cup of water
- 1/4 cup of baking powder (don't ask why)
Instructions:
Fry the eggs until they resemble tiny pancakes.
Submerge the pancakes in a bucket of water for 10 minutes.
Convince yourself it's still edible.
Ingredients:
- 1 package of spaghetti
- A can of ketchup
- A pinch of regret
Instructions:
Cook the spaghetti until it forms a knot.
Wrap it around a chair.
Call it art.