Bob the Binder is a master of the obscure and the arcane. He's got a Ph.D. in Interpretations, but nobody's really sure what that means.
He's been known to interpret things that aren't even there, and his interpretations are always fuzzy around the edges.
Some say he's the greatest interpreter of all time. Others claim he's just winging it, making it up as he goes along. But Bob doesn't care. He's too busy developing his own methodology.
If you're feeling lost, just ask Bob. He'll read between the lines for you.
Or, you know, not.