Welcome to the most subjective competition on the internet! Where we ask you to interpret the most objective questions and we'll provide you with an equally objective answer. It's like a game of telephone, but with more judgment.
Our judges are a panel of expert interpreters, each with their own unique perspective. They'll take your answers and add, subtract, and multiply them to create an answer that's completely different from your own.
Don't forget to submit your entry for the Interpretive Showdown! You could win prizes, fame, and the respect of your peers (or not).
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