A shipment of rare, genetically engineered catnip was stolen from the space station "Meowtopia" in the depths of the Andromeda galaxy. The thief, known only as "The Claw," has evaded capture for months, leaving a trail of cat hair and discarded space-suit fragments in their wake.
Investigations suggest The Claw may have been hired by a rival space-farm, seeking to disrupt Meowtopia's dominance in the intergalactic catnip trade.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.