Into the Toilet Technique: A Guide

Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Step 1: Prepare for impact by standing on the edge of the toilet, feet shoulder-width apart, with your hands on the toilet seat for balance. Make sure to wear your favorite "I'm a grown-up, but I still use the toilet like a toddler" t-shirt.

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Step 2: Visualize the Impact

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine yourself successfully landing on the toilet seat with precision and finesse. Visualize the toilet paper rolling out, the water swirling, and the sound of the porcelain throne creaking under your impressive landing.

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Step 3: Launch the Mission

Take the leap of faith! Squeeze those legs together, push off, and let gravity do its thing. Remember, practice makes perfect, so be prepared to repeat this process several times until you achieve toilet mastery.

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