Because who needs a boring old knife when you can have a FLAMETHROWER SPOON?
Or a SPATULA OF DOOM, capable of flinging pancakes across the room?
Or perhaps a WHIRLPOOL OF SHREDDER, guaranteed to shred any vegetable that dares to cross its path?
Our team of expert kitchen engineers have crafted these and other weaponized utensils to make your cooking experience a true BATTLEFIELD.
Plan your kitchen apocalypse and get ready to unleash your inner CUTLERY MASTER!