Galactic Menace Arrives!

Alien Invasion Forces Neighborhood Association to Meet

As the galaxy's most feared intergalactic conquerors descend upon our quiet neighborhood, the Neighborhood Watch is scrambling to prepare for the worst. Reports of strange, glowing eyes peering through bedroom windows and an unexplained increase in lawn gnome disappearances have left residents both terrified and bewildered.

Invader's Demands

According to sources close to the alien overlord, the invaders demand the following concessions from our fair neighborhood: