Informational Overload: Invention 4
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**Invention 4: The Automated Sock Sorter 3000**
Behold, the latest addition to our line of revolutionary household appliances!
The Automated Sock Sorter 3000 is a marvel of modern technology that sorts your socks with precision and speed.
With its sleek, aerodynamic design and advanced algorithms, this device can sort your socks by size, color, and even fabric content.
But wait, there's more! The Automated Sock Sorter 3000 also features:
- Advanced Sock-Fu technology for maximum efficiency
- Integrated sock-counting system for accurate inventory management
- Optional: Sock-themed motivational poster for maximum productivity
Don't wait any longer! Get your Automated Sock Sorter 3000 today and experience the bliss of perfectly sorted socks!
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