Our Philosophy

We believe that the key to true innovation lies in the art of making the complicated, the convoluted, and the just plain silly.

We reject the notion that "less is more" and instead, we say, "More is more...er."

We're not just inventors, we're visionaries.

And our vision is for a world where everyone needs to hold onto their pants because of our latest creations.

The Pants Hold 5000, our most popular invention