Behold, the SelfieToaster 3000, a device so revolutionary it's been relegated to a novelty store shelf in a dusty corner of the 90s. This thing toasts your selfie, because why not?
Download the manual (just kidding, it's not like it's going to help)
Warranty information (just don't bother)
Disclaimer: SelfieToaster not responsible for spontaneous combustion of user's dignity. Use at your own risk.