Because your arms are just so last century, we've invented the Robo Arms 3000! A pair of sleek, aerodynamic, and highly customizable limbs that will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies.
Our patented Robo Arms 3000 feature:
- Adjustable grip size: From delicate piano playing to crushing sumo wrestling
- Battery-powered: Never get tired of carrying heavy objects (but be careful not to overcharge)
- Integrated snack compartment: Because you can never have too many Cheetos
Order now and receive a complimentary pair of Robot Hands for the ultimate in dexterity!