Located in the heart of the Dungeon of Despair, this inventory contains the finest, most bewilderingly bad armor in all the land.
A 10-foot-tall, 20-foot-long, armor-plated mantis that will make you look like a giant, walking, armored praying mantis. Perfect for intimidating your enemies, but also perfect for getting stuck in tight spaces.
A spiky, armor-plated suit of wonder that will make you look like a walking, armored T-Rex. Includes 50 points of damage resistance, but also 100% chance of getting eaten by actual T-Rexes.