Levels of Inversion
Inversion therapy is a real thing, and it's actually kind of a big deal. Here's a breakdown of the levels:
Level 1-5: The basics. You know, the standard stuff. Flip your mattress, walk on your head, that sort of thing.
Level 6-10: Now we're getting into the good stuff. Inversion therapy with a focus on spinal realignment, and a pinch of mystical energy.
Level 11-15: Time to get weird. Inversion therapy with a side of interpretive dance, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Level 16-20: The masterclass. Inversion prophets and gurus will guide you through the vortex, and into the unknown.