Emily - Investment Firm X - Employee

Emily is our top performing employee. When she's not busy making six-figures, she's busy eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.

Her superpower is the ability to turn a $100 into a $10,000,000 in a matter of hours. We're not sure how she does it, but we're not complaining.

When asked about her process, Emily simply shrugs and says, "I'm a wizard."

Fun Fact: Emily's favorite food is pizza. Not just any pizza, but artisanal, small-batch, organic, gluten-free pizza. She's a real hipster.