Meet Zoey, Investment Analyst Extraordinaire

Zoey is a master of our company's finances, able to predict market trends before they happen. When she's not saving us all from financial ruin, she's perfecting her collection of artisanal cat memes.

She's the one who keeps our profits soaring, but also the one who insists we spend an extra 5 hours a week watching cat videos in the break room.

Meet Bob, the IT Specialist who keeps our spreadsheets in order Meet Sue, the CEO who still doesn't understand what any of us do Our clients at TCorp, who we're convinced are secretly running our world Our friends at Moneybag, who loan us all their money so we can keep the lights on Our current Quantum Portfolio project prophets, because who doesn't like predicting the unpredictable future? Our favorite client, Megacorp, who only communicates in Excel macros
Profit margins: 1000% (or so we've been told)