Meet the Team

We are Investment Firm X, the most profitable firm in the universe. Our team is comprised of the best of the best, the crème de la crème, the cream cheese of the financial world.

Our CEO, Zorvath the Unstoppable

Zorvath is a master of the universe, with an IQ of 100,000 and a beard that can reach the moon. He is always available to answer your questions, but be warned: he will probably just ignore you and go back to sleep.