CFO's Numbers of the Day
Investment Firm X - Financial Wizardry
Today's numbers are:
- Our portfolio is up 4% today, bringing our year-to-date gains to 12.5%.
- We've seen a 2% increase in trading volume, with a total of 1,234,567 trades.
- The market capitalization of our top holding, "WidgetCo", has reached a staggering $10,000,000,000.
And other fun stats:
- Our CEO has spent 3 hours on the phone with the IRS this morning.
- Our COO has eaten 2 entire pizzas by themselves.
- We have 5 employees on vacation this week.
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