Based on our proprietary algorithms and John's extensive experience with fantasy football, we predict a 97% chance of a recession in 2025. Don't @ us, though.
However, our team of expert analysts has also identified a 3% chance of a global economic miracle, which is totally not just a wild guess.
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We also use an extensive library of fantasy sports analogies to help us understand the market.
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