Investment Firm X - Testimonials - Dave the Guy Who Should Have Read the Wiki Part 2

We're glad you made it to Dave's testimonial page!

Here's what our client, Dave, has to say about his experience with Investment Firm X:

“I should have read the wiki before signing up, but I didn't. Now I'm stuck with a 2% return on my investments and a 50% chance of getting sued for not reading the fine print. Thanks, guys!”

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• Alan the Guy Who Never Answers Phone Calls
• Ryan the Guy Who Sells Derivatives to Elderly

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