Testimonials from our "satisfied" clients

Our clients just love throwing their life savings at us and watching their dreams disappear like dust in the wind.

Here's what some of our "loyal" clients have to say:

• "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the returns I've lost or the fancy graph paper they gave me." - John D.
• "I never thought I could afford to buy a yacht. Thanks, guys!" - Karen S.
• "I'm not sure what 'risk management' means, but I'm pretty sure it's not a euphemism for 'we're going to take all your money'." - Dave M.