Invisibility Cloak Side Effects Management

Welcome to the Invisibility Cloak Side Effects Management system. Please note that prolonged use of our cloaks may lead to:

• Unintended teleportation to parallel universes
• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding objects
• Temporary loss of sense of self
• Uncontrollable laughter fits

To mitigate these risks, please refer to our Insurance Options page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you may want to check out our Cloak Wizard Training Program.

Also, please don't forget to sign our Waiver before proceeding.