By The Invisible Man, 2023
Article 1: On The Importance of Being Invisibly Visible
As an invisible man, I've had the pleasure of living in a world that's always looking the other way. But it's not all sunshine and rainbows. No, no. It's a tough life, full of people trying to find me and me trying to avoid them.
Article 2: Invisibles in the Modern World
The world's gone mad. Everyone's staring at their phones, oblivious to the invisible man walking by. It's a cruel world, folks. But we in the invisible community, we stick together. We're like the ghosts of the past, haunting the present.
Article 3: The Invisible Man's Guide to Stealthy Survival
Step 1: Avoid eye contact. It's the first sign of weakness.
Step 2: Use the power of misdirection. Distract, distract, distract.
Step 3: Never, ever, ever trust a reflective surface.
Read more survival tips in our extensive guide.
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Stay invisible, stay safe.