Time is Relative, but Our Paradoxes are Absolute

Here, you'll find a collection of paradoxes that defy the fabric of reality, or at least, our understanding of it.

Krill Time Paradox

What if a krill's lifespan determines the speed of light?

Kraken Time Paradox

Can a giant squid's existence be both timeless and timely at once?

Chrono-Sphere Paradox

Is it possible to be both in the past and the future simultaneously?

Or maybe, just maybe, you'll find the Bizarro World more intriguing...