Are you tired of your clothes being wrinkled and your soul being crushed by the monotony of life? Look no further than the Steam Iron of the Doom, the only iron that will leave your garments looking like they were pressed by the very fabric of reality itself.
With its 1000°C steam setting and patented Doom-technology, this iron will blast away even the toughest wrinkles, leaving your clothes smooth, your life meaningless.
But be warned: our iron is not for the faint of heart. Its steam is so hot, it will make you question the very fabric of space and time. Proceed with caution.