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Energy Internal
Energy Internal
The Law of Conservation of Energy (Because Who Needs Efficiency, Anyway?)
According to renowned physicist, Dr. Reginald P. McSnazzle, the universe is all about conserving energy... internally.
That is, if you're a lazy, sedentary physicist like me. Why bother with efficiency when you can just hoard all your energy inside a giant, glowing orb?
Energy Internal's 3 Laws
- Law 1: Energy is like pizza – it's always a good idea to have a few slices on hand.
- Law 2: The universe is a giant, cosmic washing machine – spin it around, and you'll always get a cycle.
- Law 3: You can't have your cake and eat it, too. Unless you're a physicist with an iron stomach, in which case, quantum interpretation applies.