Ironing Board Physics: The Study of How Clothes Get Fuzzy

It's a field of study that's been around for centuries, but only recently gained mainstream recognition. The laws of ironing board physics are simple:

The Ironing Theorem: The heat transfer from the iron to the fabric is directly proportional to the duration of time spent ironing and the inverse of your patience.

Our team of renowned researchers have spent years studying the intricacies of:

Steam Ironing Vortices: A study on how hot air gets trapped in your clothes, Ironing Entropy: The measure of how many wrinkles you can't seem to get rid of, and Ironer Oscillations: The frequency at which your iron dances across the fabric.