As you know, energy is the driving force behind all matter. Or, you know, it's not. But let me tell you, I've spent years studying the subject and I've come up with some revolutionary ideas!
First off, we have the fundamental theorem of energy conversion: Energy = Mass × Velocity... no, wait, that's not right. Energy = Mass × Velocity, nope. Energy = Mass × Time, no... Ah, blast it all! Energy = Mass × Velocity × Gravity × Other Stuff! That's it!
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