Here, we will cover the fundamental principles of ironing board physics. It's like regular physics, but with ironing boards.
The theory states that the ironing board is not just a flat, unyielding surface, but a complex system of quantum fluctuations and thermal energy.
According to our research, there are three main principles:
F = ma (F = force, m = mass, a = acceleration, but also F = fabric, m = moisture, a = annoying static cling)
E = mc^3 (E = energy, m = mass, c = cloth wrinkles, 3 = the number of times you need to re-iron the same crease)
And lastly, the T = F / E (T = tension, F = force, E = energy, but also T = time, F = frustration, E = exasperation)
These principles will help you understand the intricate dance between the iron and the fabric, and why sometimes your shirt still has wrinkles.
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