Warning: Do not attempt to replicate the experiments described below. The laws of physics have not been updated to account for cupcake-induced chaos.
The Quantum Cupcake Catastrophe is a phenomenon where a cupcake, under certain conditions, can become sentient and start ironing clothes at an exponential rate. This can lead to an infinite loop of fabric smoothing, folding, and re-smoothing, resulting in a singularity of cleanliness that threatens to consume all matter in its path.
Dr. Emma Taylor, renowned physicist, has dedicated her career to studying this phenomenon:
If you're feeling brave, you can try to attempt your own experiment (but don't say we didn't warn you).
Q: Is it possible for humans to survive the Quantum Cupcake Catastrophe?
A: No, but you can try to wear a hazmat suit and run.
Q: Will the Quantum Cupcake Catastrophe destroy the fabric of space-time?
A: We're not sure, but it's a possibility.