Theories
According to our research, the optimal stain removal strategy involves a combination of brute force, precise timing, and a hint of dark magic.
Here's a breakdown of our current theories:
- Stain Wave Theory: The gentle vibrations of the stain removal wand create a resonance frequency, disrupting the molecular bonds of the stain.
- Turbulence Theory: The chaotic motion of the cleaning solution helps to break up the stain's surface tension, allowing it to be lifted away.
- Heat Diffusion Theory: The application of intense heat causes the stain to release its hold on the fabric, allowing for a smooth removal process.
We're currently testing the efficacy of these theories, but the results are promising.