Here, the fabric of reality is stretched to its limits, only to be ironed into submission.
Join us for:
Steaming – Where our patrons are steamed into oblivion.
Ironic Irony – A journey into the depths of self-referential despair.
Ironing the Ironist – Where our patrons are ironed into submission.
Steam Roller Club – A social club for those who've been steamrolled into the ground.
Visit our Buried Threads subpage for more information on our burial services.
Don't forget to visit our Puritanical Parchment subpage for the most up-to-date news from the ironing world.