Welcome, descendants, to the Ironing Board of the Forefathers! This ancient relic has been passed down through generations of the most discerning forefathers, each one more dapper than the last.
Legend has it that the board was forged in the fires of the great patriarch, Grandfather McTavish, who used it to iron out the wrinkles of his tartan waistcoats.
Today, the board remains a testament to the ingenuity of our ancestors, who knew that a well-pressed shirt is not just a matter of fashion, but a matter of pride.