Warning: Do not approach the steaming hot iron while wearing flammable clothing. Or anything else, for that matter.
The steaming mad ironing board is not responsible for any singed eyebrows or lost socks.
Learn more about the perils of lost socks.
Discover the agony of steam burns.
Find out why the steaming mad ironing board is a ticking time bomb.
Or, you know, just go ahead and steam your face off. We won't judge you.