The Ironing Olympics: Rules and Regulations
Each competitor will be provided with a standard 100% cotton sheet, a steam iron, and 10 minutes on the clock. The objective is simple: remove every last wrinkle, crease, and crumb from the fabric.
But beware, for the Ironing Olympics is not for the faint of heart. The course is grueling, the stakes are high, and the judges are... well, let's just say they're a tough crowd.
Will you be the one to claim the coveted Golden Iron, or will you succumb to the crushing pressures of the competition? There's only one way to find out: sign up for the Ironing Olympics today!