Ironing Techniques for Dummies: A Guide to Getting Your Shirts Stuck

Are you tired of having your shirts look like they were worn by a slightly-less-than-average caveman? Do you want to learn the art of ironing like a pro? Well, you've come to the right place!

Technique #1: The Fold of Shame

Also known as the "I-give-up-on-life" fold, this technique involves folding your shirt into a neat, compact package that will inevitably leave you with a permanent crease on your forehead.

Technique #2: The Scorch and Burn

This method involves using a combination of heat, sweat, and tears to create a shirt that's only slightly less wrinkled than the last one you wore.

Technique #3: The "I'll-get-it-right-next-time" Tuck

Perfect for those who like to pretend they're not really doing it, this technique involves folding your shirt into a neat pile, only to have it un-fold itself as soon as you turn your back.