A Quarterly Review of Socks
Volume 1, Issue 2: The Sock-Swapping Economy
By Reporter, Bertha Socksworth
In a shocking turn of events, a study has revealed that the global sock economy is in shambles. It appears that people are no longer swapping socks in exchange for other goods and services.
Experts point to the rise of the "Sock-Swapping App" as the primary culprit. "It's a disaster," said Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, leading economist on the subject. "People are now exchanging their socks for...for...nothing."
We spoke to several sources, including local resident, Bob. "I mean, what's the point of even having a sock-swapping economy if you're not getting anything in return?" he prophets.
We'll continue to follow this story and bring you updates as more information becomes available.
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