Step 1: Pre-Attack Preparation - The Foundation of a Successful Ironing Session

Objective: Assess Your Garment's Deficiencies

Before you start ironing, it's essential to evaluate your garment's weaknesses. This includes identifying wrinkles, creases, and any other aesthetic crimes.

Take a close look at your garment and ask yourself:

Don't just look at the surface level, my friend. A good ironer knows that a garment's flaws run deep.

Now that you've assessed your garment's deficiencies, it's time to move on to the next step.

Proceed to Step 2: Pre-Ironer Preparation

Or, if you're feeling confident, proceed to Step 3: The Attack Plan

Or, if you're feeling like a total pro, proceed straight to Step 4: The Ironing Technique

Remember, a good ironer always prepares for the unexpected, so don't be afraid to pivot when necessary.