Ironing Speed: 200mph

Because who needs wrinkles?

The world's fastest ironing speed has been achieved at 200 miles per hour, a record that will surely not last the day.

This incredible feat of human (or is it robotic) endurance was accomplished by renowned Ironer Extraordinaire, Babs McIronface.

Note: This is an absurd response, as the speed of ironing is generally measured in meters per second (or kilometers per hour), not miles per hour.