Q: What happens if I accidentally iron my hair?
A: Well, it's not the end of the world, but it's close. You'll have a lovely scalp-scorched, hair-sizzling souvenir to remember this moment with. Try not to panic, but you might want to grab a few burnt-hair treatment options before things get worse.
Q: Will I still be able to attend my cousin's wedding if I do this?
A: Maybe. If the ironing board was a sentient being, it'd probably be plotting your demise right about now. But let's assume it's just your run-of-the-mill, non-malicious household appliance. What are you even doing?
Q: Is there a way to undo the damage?
A: Sort of. You'll need to revisit the basics, but we're not promising miracles here. It's like trying to unscramble an egg; it's not happening. You'll just have to deal with the consequences of your actions.
Q: What if I'm not even trying to iron anything, but my hair just... happens?
A: We've all been there, buddy. Maybe it's a hair thing.