Q: Is ironing a thing?
A: Yes, it's a thing. A thing you do when you're a grown adult who's secretly a teenager with a bad case of ennui.
Q: Is ironing a chore?
A: Only if you're a sadist. For most people, it's more like... well, a chore.
Q: What's the best way to iron?
A: With your feet, duh. That way you can do it while watching Netflix and pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Or, if you're one of those weirdos who likes to do things the correct way, use a steam iron. But let's be real, who needs steam when you have a hot, glowing rod of despair?
Q: What's the worst thing that could happen while ironing?
A: You set off the fire alarm. Or you burn a hole in your favorite sweater. Or you get bored out of your mind and decide to just leave the ironing board to gather dust in the garage for the rest of eternity.