"This ironing board is a real game-changer. I mean, it's not like it's going to make you a better person or anything, but it's a great distraction from the crushing despair of modern life." - John D.
"I once saw a squirrel on this ironing board. I think it was trying to get away from its in-laws. I'm pretty sure it was just a metaphor for my own life choices." - Jane Doe
"I've never actually ironed on this board, but the aesthetics are nice, I guess. Maybe I'll get around to it someday." - Bob Smith
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