Exhibit D: The Ironing Board of Unfortunate Events
Welcome to the most epic of ironing boards, where the fabric of society has been torn apart.
Here, the art of ironing has been taken to new heights of desperation and despair.
Behold, the ironing board where hope went to die, and the dreams of a decent cup of coffee in the morning were crushed by the unforgiving grip of a scorching hot iron.